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Keeping Up With Dr Jones

by | 30th, January 2004

‘IF Brad Pitt’s boxer shorts and double espressos fail to impress Jennifer’s ovaries, the couple could always light a spliff and flick though an adoption agency’s brochure.

Harrison Ford and a Twiglet

This way at least Jen would get the two perfect children she dreams of having – one boy and one girls and avoid any unpleasantness, like pregnancy and less attractive offspring.

It was the preferred route for Calista Flockhart, who adopted little Liam, rather than opt for a natural fertilisation and birth, and the bonus chance of going down in history as the first mother to weigh less than her placenta.

But while Calista stays at home, her manfriend, Harrison Ford, was spotted out partying in the less salubrious environs of San Felipe on the Baja peninsular.

Having flown

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