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Cold Turkey

by | 30th, January 2004

‘REMEMBER how Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were no longer an item? Well, forget that and know that they might be once more.

The all-you-can-eat conversational buffet is closed for Ben and Jen

The news is that Ben, the thinking actor’s Pinocchio, unexpectantly flew into Miami and swept Jennifer off her feet.

So it seems that they are back together. And that means lots more stories about whether or not they will marry.

Yes, folks, the Ben and Jen thing is back on. The Enquirer even calls them “lovebirds”.

But are they really back together. Well, are yer? One eyewitness heard just such a question fired at Ben.

His reply: “She’s off the conversation smorgasbord.”

Ben might not be much of an actor, he might not even be much of a fiancé, but let us all give heartfelt thanks that he doesn’t turn his hand to scriptwriting again.

Ben and Jen’s conversation smorgasbord seems already overburdened with cheese and turkey.’



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