Up Close And Personal

‘DOUG Neece from Iowa has been convicted of indecent exposure despite his wife testifying in court that her husband’s penis couldn’t have been seen from 35ft away, as alleged.

Neece’s wife, Sheila, told the jury that her husband isn’t very well endowed. From the distance the plaintiff said she saw him exposing himself, Shelia claimed it would have been impossible to have seen her husband’s manhood.

Perhaps to Mr Neece’s relief, the appeal fell on deaf ears.’

Posted: 6th, February 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink