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Kerry’s Sex Shame

by | 13th, February 2004

‘“’DIRTY Tricks’ Claim Over Kerry, Fonda And A Mystery Girl.”

Now with even more realistic lips

So reports this morning’s Mail and it is with a sinking heart that we get ready for the backlash against Queen Of The Jungle and everyone’s favourite ex-Atomic Kitten (at least until the other three break up), Kerry McPadding.

We all know about Kerry’s husband Bryan and his little indiscretion with lapdancer Amy Barker on his stag night, but has Kerry also erred and strayed?

With another woman while listening to a Jane Fonda aerobics tape? No wonder she never got the flat stomach all those sweaty hours in her bedroom demanded.

But, fear not, dear reader, for it’s all a case of mistaken identity – the Kerry in question is an altogether more minor character in life’s pageant, Massachusetts senator and Democratic presidential front-runner John Kerry.

The Mail

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