Women On Top

‘IS it merely coincidence that both the McPuddings and the Douglases, OK!’s two most romantic couples, are the subject of interviews in the magazine this week?

Day-vid wears the sarong

Or is there something more sinister at work? Has OK! been shamelessly trading tittle-tattle for position in its prestigious Valentine’s Chart?

And if so, why are Melinda Messenger and her husband Wayne Roberts only at No.16, given that they are also happy to spill their guts?

We leave that to Lord Hutton to unravel, and turn our attention to the couples’ body language - and who better to talk us through which couples are than Big Brother body language expert Professor Geoffrey Beattie?

From him we learn that Victoria definitely wears the trousers in her relationship with Day-vid, that Dave Morgan is pussy-whipped by Jessie Wallace and that Fran Cosgrove and Jodie Marsh don’t care if their behaviour is appropriate.

All that and the revelation that Andy Pandy and Looby Loo have great sexual chemistry.’

Posted: 16th, February 2004 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink