Anorak | Going Solo

Going Solo

by | 9th, March 2004

‘IF James Hewitt is the king of reality TV after his win in the Back To Reality show, there is no doubt that Kerry McPudding is the queen.

‘And his thighs are that wide!’

And the Star reports this morning that porky husband Bryan McPadding is to quit Westlife after more than five years of massive worldwide success.

The paper says he broke the news in an emotional meeting with the band, saying that he wanted to spend more time with Kerry and their two kids.

That’s the good news; the bad news is that he is planning a solo career…and not as Ginsters’ Pie Taster In Chief.

If Kerry could be excused for worrying about her weekly shopping bill, which will go through the roof now her husband is at home all the time, then we have something to put a smile on her face.

Or rather the Express has something to put a smile on her face Coffee Tights.

‘Forget step classes, fad diets, seaweed wraps and liposuction,’ the paper advises. ‘Scientists

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