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Mum’s The Word

by | 22nd, March 2004

‘AND now a shock! Twiggy is not only alive and thin but appearing in OK! without a child!

What’s the good of being thin without babies?

What’s more she appears not to be pregnant, considering pregnancy or indeed contemplating her womb in any way, shape or form.

We wonder how this was allowed to happen? Twiggy might well be a “very British icon” and a “national institution” but, since she’s not pregnant, we wonder what the hell OK! is doing talking to her.

Did OK! mistake her for someone else? The blonde hair is like Kerry McFadden’s, but surely that is where the similarity begins and ends.

Twiggy is as thin as Victoria Beckham, which may account for some kind of mix-up.

And, like Vicky, Twiggy has hung out with some notable names, reeling off the likes of Fred Astaire and her “great mate” Paul McCartney.

But Fred is no David Furnish and Paul McCartney is no Damon Dash, so the case for mistaken identity once more looks inadequate.

We may never know the real reason as to how this error was allowed to occur, but we are sure that heads will roll at OK!.’



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