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Crystal Balls

by | 24th, March 2004

‘SEEING as Cherie Blair’s devotion to former topless model Carole Caplin has long been a political embarrassment to her husband, we hope she gets a lot out of it.

Carole tries out a possible new look for Cherie

We hope that the crystals round her neck help to ward off evils spirits or whatever they’re supposed to do.

We hope the showers which she shares with Carole have the desired effect in ridding her of the toxins.

And we hope that the exercises that she does with Carole to release her sexual chakras give her husband succour after a hard day at war with the enemy

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