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Conduct Unbecoming?

by | 25th, March 2004

”THE blonde soldier at the centre of an army bonking case had at least 12 lovers of BOTH sexes, The Sun can reveal.’

Warrant Officer Angela McConnell arrives late for the indoor rugger match

Ho hum. And where is the ‘revelation’ in that, exactly?

Admittedly, we weren’t aware that hermaphrodites were in quite such plentiful supply in the modern Army.

But given that male soldiers are never happier than when they are getting into drag under various pretexts, and make up almost 100 per cent of all sex-change operations performed in this country, we can’t say we’re surprised that some recruits defy strict either/or categorisation. But we digress.

‘The case of The Mucky Major has done little for the Army’s reputation,’ says the Sun, and again we disagree.

On the contrary, the Army’s reputation as a hotbed of sleaze has never been stronger.

This case has merely confirmed that Our Boys like nothing more than to get together and take their clothes off and, if there’s a

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