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by | 25th, March 2004

‘MORE hot news from the exciting world of scientific surveys.

‘Bugger! I forgot my smokes’

‘Evidence shows that smoking increases with drink,’ says Professor Jed Rose.

Eh? Wossee on abaat? Translation, please!

‘Smoking is more enjoyable with an alcoholic drink,’ explains the Mirror.

Quite so. But then so are breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, supper, and bedtime cocoa, not to mention all the other activities in between.

Even an

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