The Heat’s On

‘HAD Emma Noble’s erstwhile husband James Major not acted so unreasonably in refusing his wife sex for months at a time, he would surely now be one half of one of the hottest couples in Britain at the moment.

‘To vote for Andy, phone 0898 456901’

But in their absence, it is a crown that sits easily on the heads of Popstars reject Michelle Heaton and her boyfriend, Pop Idol loser Andy Scott-Lee.

They are, in the words of OK!, ‘pop’s hottest couple’ and this week they share intimate details of their life together, even revealing their future children’s names (Chloe and Connor, in case you are remotely interested).

Now we can only assume that this is a case of mistaken identity because the last we knew of Andy was that his band 3SL had been dropped by its record label, he had been voted off Pop Idol and his sister’s post-Steps solo career had hit the skids.

When OK! asks ‘How have you adjusted to life as famous pop stars?’, it is perhaps under the impression that it is talking to, well, a couple of famous pop stars.

Michelle has at least had a couple of hit singles with Liberty X, but as Andy modestly admits ‘I have a lot more that I want to achieve’.

To be known as something other than ‘the brother of the dark one from Steps, you know, the one who’s going out with the Geordie bird from Liberty X’ would be a start.’

Posted: 30th, March 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink