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Zero Tolerance

by | 5th, April 2004

‘IT’S groundhog day again. ‘NANNY STATE CISSIES 1, JUNIOR FOOTIE STARS 0’ says the Star.

Scots celebrate another 0-0 win

Wasn’t that last week? Didn’t someone say that junior games won by more that 14-0 shouldn’t be reported in the local paper?

Yes they did. But this is different. Now the score won’t be hushed up it will be altered during the match to even things up.

To spare kids the trauma of losing by getting rid of trophies for winners, and setting the score back

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