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Three Times A Lady

by | 5th, May 2004

‘WOMEN, if your husband starts acting a bit secretively this morning and you hear a lot of banging coming from the garage, you’re either married to Leslie Grantham or the old boy’s got a new DIY project.

And here’s one we made earlier…

But this is a DIY project with a difference as the Sun explains how readers can build their very own Page 3 girl.

As ever, the instructions are a bit vague, but the basic steps seem clear enough.

Saw the head off one of the six stunnas in today’s paper Krystle, Corina, Nikkala, Ruth, Zoe and Michelle. Attach it to the boobs of another one of the stunnas and glue on the arse of a third.

As is the way with these things, you’ll probably find you have a nipple or two left

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