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by | 6th, May 2004

‘WE all know, or must quickly understand, that, thanks to the sterling work of George Bush and Tony Blair, the world is a much better place to live than it ever was.

‘If he doesn’t choke, the fat should kill him’

But the Social Disadvantage Research Centre at Oxford University’s Department of Social Policy and Social Research has found that not every place is of equal happiness.

In some places, like Chorleywood West, the people are happy. They are, in fact, the happiest people in the entire land.

The Times reports that the locals enjoy rude health and high levels of employment, they have been widely educated to degree level and they are likely to own their own homes.

Not for nothing is Chorleywood West the blueprint for the new Iraq.

Sadly, at the moment, Iraq looks more like Harpurhey. The university study describes health in the

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