Put It On Plastic

‘WHEN Demi Moore paid $400,000 for a new body, she did at least snare a 25-year-old toyboy as a result.

And on the eighth day God’s cosmetic surgeon created Barbie

Caroline and Catherine Johnson have between them spent £41,000 on plastic surgery and they now look like they would frighten away the neighbourhood dogs.

Bizarrely, the Mail says, the twins decided to have the surgery to look like each other.

As neither was exactly blessed in the looks department before they went under the knife, it was a strange decision.

Wouldn’t they have done better to ask the surgeon to make them more like, well, Demi Moore, for example?

Worse, the makeovers were paid for by the makers of Extreme Makeover, the execrable US series being broadcast over here by Living TV.

Caroline, who was the uglier of the two before surgery, had £28,000 spent on an eye lift, rhinoplasty, chin implant, dental work, breast implants, a tummy tuck and liposuction.

Catherine, the marginally less ugly one, had only £13,400 spent on dental work, breast implants and a tummy tuck – although now she looks worse than her sister.

The Mail says this is part of a trend - last month, a couple spent £120,000 on plastic surgery trying to transform themselves to look like Barbie and Ken.

Those who cannot afford such sums should apply to US Army, Abu Ghraib prison, who are currently performing free nose jobs, rib removal, lip augmentation…’

Posted: 7th, May 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink