Text Life

‘DAVID Beckham eat yer heart out. In the time it takes our Dad of The Year to tell a woman what he’d like to do to her, chances are that engineer James Trusler has already done it, smoked a fag and made his excuses to leave. News is that Trusler is the fastest texter in the world.

Originally from Shoreham, Kent, and now residing in Australia, Trusler took just seven seconds to text the message: “The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they never attack a human.”

Oh, and “fancy a f***?”’

Posted: 10th, May 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink