Anorak | Keeping It Real

Keeping It Real

by | 25th, May 2004

”THE raiyne in Spaiyne fawls maiynly on ther plaiyne.’

Anorak’s Dream Moments No.23: Victoria Beckham takes a vow of silence

Egads! She’ll have to try harder if she wants to fit in on the Iberian peninsular even the locals at Lineker’s Bar & Grill will have trouble understanding Posh.

But hearing her caterwaul for help is Rebecca Loos, the famous personal assistant who tells the Star that she’s now happy to help Posh settle in Spain, as she once extended a welcoming hand to husband David.

And Loos insists that the way to reign in Spain is to speak the language. And that’s not just any language, Posh, but Spanish.

‘Madrid residents think you are snobby if you can’t speak Spanish,’ says Loos. ‘Victoria must try to pick up our phrases, our habits and our manners.’

The master-class (or mistress-class, if you will) cannot start soon enough, but Loos might have to wait a while.

The Sun is of a mind that, before settling in Spain, Posh must first return to America, a place that’s just ripe for her invasion.

Simon Fuller, the head of 19 management company and the man behind Pop Idol, thinks Posh can break the US.

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