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by | 3rd, June 2004

‘THERE are so many parts to David Hasselhoff that knowing where to start is never easy.

He’s even bigger in Germany

Helpfully, the man himself is keen to begin his tour of his LA mansion and his life with a recalled memory of a trip to Madrid.

“I’d gone to Madrid,” he says, “to sing on TV and someone said to me, ‘You have to go to Toledo’.”

Before we can ask America’s answer to Robert Kilroy-Silk whether it was a Madrileno with a keen ear for music that effectively told him to get out of town, David has moved on…to Toledo.

“So there I was with a friend and we decided to go into a bar full of people. Everyone was drinking and watching, and guess what they were watching?”

Never ones to pass up an invitation to interrupt, we, who have watched Spanish TV many times, offer up a) the Lotto draw; b) bull fighting; and c) football.

But three times we are wrong, because the locals were watching Knight Rider.

“So I went up to the TV and I put my face next to the screen and said in Spanish: ‘Hola, I’m Michael Knight’!”

At this point we lose track of Dave’s friend, who remains unnamed and, most likely, on the run in the

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