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Driven To Distraction

by | 8th, June 2004

‘THANKS to the TV Licensing survey into criminality, we now know that the face of modern crime has a blonde bob, drives a 4×4 and operates children called Jake and Molly.

‘Three points on your licence…’

The middle classes’ reputation for lawbreaking is all too believable, although the Mail is struggling come to terms with the truth.

So the paper has had a think about the nature of other modern offences not listed in the TV Licensing survey. And it’s found what it believes to be a winner.

Few who have stepped beyond their front doors can have failed to have noticed the number of cars carrying little plastic Cross of St George flags.

The nationalistic fervour triggered by England’s participation in the 2004 European football championships has led to around a million of the little flags being sold and waved.

And news is that each and every car-flag flutterer could

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