Bowel Movement

‘YOU’RE sitting on the throne doing you business…and then you feel a movement. Except it’s not a bowel movement, but the public toilet in which you’re sitting is being moved.

That’s what happened to a 45-year-old man in the Belarussian city of Gomel, as thieves coolly walked up to the portable toilet and loaded it onto their tractor trailer in full view of passers-by.

The only man who realised there was something amiss was our hero, caught with his trousers down inside the toilet.

Unfortunately, he could not release himself until the rope the thieves had tied around the cubicle loosened because of the jolting ride, at which point he finally opened the door to find he was being driven at full speed through the city’s suburbs.

He jumped off the tractor and broke his collar-bone.

Police eventually tracked down the missing toilet to the house of a local resident.’


Posted: 10th, June 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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