Anorak | Boom Or Bust

Boom Or Bust

by | 14th, June 2004

‘MICHELLE reacted to Stuart’s flirting in the only way that a would-be glamour model should – by taking her top off.

Our cups runneth over

She may have the dodgiest boat since King George V uttered the famous words “God bless the Titanic and all who sail in her”, but it’s her chest that Michelle hopes will be her fortune.

However, a report in the Mail suggests that the woman who gives Geordie slappers a bad name might need to wait for an economic downturn before she makes it big.

According to a survey, when times are good men set their sights on younger girlish-looking women with big eyes and softer features, but when times are bad they seek solace in curvaceous women with comforting maternal figures.

“In short,

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