Anorak | Cherry Picking

Cherry Picking

by | 16th, June 2004

‘IF 50 years there had been auction for Robert Kilroy Silk’s virginity, we feel sure the bids would have reached up into the hundreds of thousands, even millions, of pounds.

‘How am I going to explain this on eBay?’

But student David Vardy is no Kilroy for a start, his face is a worryingly pasty colour caused no doubt by spending too much time in front of his computer.

And he has only been able to put a £6,000 reserve price on his cherry when he decided to auction it on eBay.

But the Express says the 19-year-old geek had already received offers from eight would-be Mrs Robinsons before the auction site pulled his ad.

‘The ideal situation would be if it was a really nice woman,’ he said. ‘If she did offer £6,000, then, sure, I

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