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Wayne’s World

by | 21st, June 2004

‘IF David Beckham blond can be this year’s black, than surely a bovine, red and freckled Wayne Rooney can be next season’s debonair and handsome.

‘Posh! Me?’

Nothing in the hands of OK!’s scribes is beyond the possible.

But revolutions do not happen overnight. And so when OK! got down to listing the top fooballers’ wives of football’s Euro 2004 championships, Rooney and his Colleen came in second.

The lad shouldn’t be downhearted. He gave it 110% and will surely take much from the experience and return next time stronger and in the best shape of his life.

And it is, is it not, no shame coming second to Mr and Mrs Beckham.

She is, after all, less an individual and more the product of a considerable fortune paid out to a team of PR types, stylists, gurus, dressmakers, hairdressers and depilaters. And he is

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