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Best Shoe Forward

by | 21st, June 2004

‘IF Wayne Rooney is to be the next big thing in footballing circles, to wrestle the mantle of Celebrity Footballer supreme from David Beckham’s shoulders, he’ll need girlfriend Colleen McLoughlin to raise her own game.

Smiling through the tears

She’ll need to become the new Posh and, thanks to OK!’s weekly updates in the life of the top celebrity wife, Colleen can study what is needed in minute detail.

In this week’s lesson, Posh is in Peru, where she is hugging a child called Dinah to the bosom she claims as her own and getting down and dirty.

OK!, like us, is amazed to see Posh down on her hands and knees, scraping the barren earth for a living.

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