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Size Matters

by | 23rd, June 2004

‘ARE you a jackal or a boar? A primate or a bull?

A Czech condom manufacturer has been distributing penis-measuring postcards in thousands of pubs and clubs, which allows men to work out what category they fit in.

The card has a centimetre scale to measure length and four openings to measure girth, with the slogan: “Be a man, measure yourself. It’s worth it.’

The men are then ranked according to the two measurements with ‘primates’ at the bottom, ‘jackals’,

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