Langue of Love

‘A TYPICAL American’s knowledge of France and the French is minimal. France is full of frogs, cheese eaters, surrendering monkeys and treachery. And French comes before toast, fries and kissing.

Not that every American should try French kissing, much though they clearly love trying French toast and fries. It can go wrong.

Indeed, one American woman even managed to bite off part of her boyfriend’s tongue during a bout of such Frenchness. “I guess I bit down too hard,” said the 43-yer-old from Minnesota. Police were called, and a search failed to locate the tongue.

Reports suggest a piece in excess of an inch long is missing.’

Posted: 29th, June 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink