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Dirty Harry

by | 2nd, July 2004

‘IF, burst eardrums notwithstanding, being a Wimbledon ball-boy is one of the cushiest jobs in the world, then this must be one of the worst – Abu Hamza’s bottom wiper.

Hamza and his trademark dingleberry scraper

The Muslim extremist – dubbed Hook – has no hands and is unable to look after his own personal hygiene in Belmarsh jail.

So, says the Mirror, he has got a £30,000-a-year nurse, called Harry, whose job it is to do it for him.

“He’s known as Dirty Harry,” a prison source says. “This guy has got one of the worst jobs in the world. His main reason for being there is to clean Hamza’s backside.

“Everyone’s having a laugh about it, but Hamza can’t be left unclean. It

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