Miss Keira Knightley

‘ANORAK has recently received a censure from the Press Complaints Commission, which we are obliged to publish in full.

The exquisite Miss Knightley

But we are never happy to leave a snook uncocked, so we’re just going to give you a brief paraphrase of the ruling.

It appears that over the past couple of months we have not featured nearly enough of Keira Knightley in our modest publication.

In fact, we have slipped below the required minimum 7.5% of editorial space that the PCC code of practice stipulates must be devoted to the 19-year-old actress.

And what is more we have not featured a single photo of the ‘beautiful, funny, down-to-earth and utterly charming’ (Hello!’s words, not ours) starlet.

We unreservedly apologise to the PCC, our readers and Miss Knightley for our oversight, which we are only too happy to rectify.

Readers wanting to see yet more of the positively delightful (our word, not Hello!’s) Miss Knightley are advised to go to their nearest newsagent’s where they should find her face on the cover of every magazine.

It’s the law, didn’t you know?’

Posted: 22nd, July 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink