Anorak | A Stitch In Time

A Stitch In Time

by | 28th, July 2004

‘WHEN celebrities are hospitalised, they usually return at a later date with no crows’ feet, a bigger bust and this year’s nose.

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We had dared to suppose that this would be the case with Leslie Ash.

After her lengthy stay in a clinic, we imagined her re-emerging into the glare of publicity with no loose skin over her knees, teeth whiter than an albino’s strapmarks and a backside that appeared to have climbed back up her legs.

And our fears were not without some grounding in reality. After all, Ash is the woman who inflated her lips into the famous trout pout.

But it seems that we were wrong Leslie was really ill.

Of course, how she came to be in the hospital where she contracted a life-endangering superbug in the first place is something private between she and her supportive husband, but ill she was.

But now she’s on the mend. And, as is the way with the celebrity set, as soon as they find their feet, they use them to walk over to the phone and call their agent.

And before you can “MRSA”, they’re on the plane to Ibiza with their family, a Hello! scribe and snapper in tow.

Leslie is no exception to the norm,

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