Here Comes The Sun

‘DIFFERENT papers have their different ways of celebrating what the Mirror calls ‘the first proper week of summer’.

The first sign of summer

As the barometer soars and temperatures threaten to go above 30C in some parts of the country, it thoughtfully provides ‘The A-Z Of Surviving Scorchio’.

Eagle-eyed readers might observe that this A-Z bears more than a passing resemblance to last year’s A-Z and, for that matter, the A-Z of every previous year.

After all, if Z is not for zinc oxide creams, then what is it for?

The Sun meanwhile publishes two pictures of Bournemouth beach, one taken a month ago, one taken yesterday, to show what a difference a month makes.

And what better way to illustrate this change than with a picture of topless beach babe Elizabeth Lamb lapping up the sun in Southsea and hoping to become this year’s Lucy Pinder.

Talking of the lovely Lucy, the cosmopolitan Star looks abroad for inspiration and finds it in the shape of four Hollyoaks babes on holiday in Ibiza.

‘The girls really enjoyed letting their hair down,’ an ‘onlooker’ (with a long camera lens) said.

‘They’ve all got really fit figures and drew plenty of looks from all the blokes on the beach.’

One swallow may not a summer make, but four Hollyoaks babes certainly does…’

Posted: 30th, July 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink