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Sex Sven-gali

by | 9th, August 2004

‘IT is hard to know what we care about least – Svengate or Big Brother.

But is it porn?

After two weeks of saturation coverage of both, we are already praying for an end to the summer silly season and a return to real news.

And, if not real news, then at least what passes for real news among the British tabloid press.

Thanks to Faria Alam’s “exclusive” interviews with the News Of The World, Mail On Sunday and ITV’s Tonight programme, however, we now know a little bit more about Sven’s domestic habits.

She recounts how they first made love at his luxury villa in Sweden…but only after he had cleared the table and loaded the dishwasher.

“We had a wonderful dinner,” she recalls. “When we finished, I was full of anticipation, but he wanted to clear the plates away first.

“After he filled the dishwasher, he led me up to his bedroom where he picked me up in his arms and gently lay me down on his huge four-poster bed.

“We made passionate love and it was beautiful. Then Sven got up and pulled on some cotton pyjamas before returning to bed.”

We have no doubt that the cotton pyjamas were neatly pressed nor that Sven would fold his

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