Model Looks

‘NOT every Australian who arrives on these shores can be the new Jono Coleman.

‘Only fools and horses work’

Many end up as the new Kylie, Rolf, Dannii or in panto in Bridlington.

But what they all bring to these shores is a backpack stuffed full of Vegemite, inflatable kangaroos, rugby tops and the hope that they can make it big in the mother country.

And today we look at the latest arrival, Sarah Ferguson’s niece Ayesha Makim, daughter of the old toe-sucker’s sister Jane and a “fledgling model”.

She’s here to pose in some large jewels, some small underwear and to tell us that she fell into modelling by accident.

And it must have been quite some accident, because looking at Ayesha we must wonder what the girl who looks not unlike a young Nicholas Lyndhurst can bring to the modelling world.

But before we can wonder any longer, Hello! is on hand to tell us.

“She’s got her mother’s high cheekbones,” it says, “her aunt Sarah’s love of fun and her grandmother Susan Barrantes’ sense of style.”

She’s also got a cousin called Princess Eugenie and another called Princess Beatrice.

Which might not be enough to get her a part on Celebrity Fatsos with Coleman or a walk-on role in Emmerdale, but it will get her a spread in Hello! – and that’s more than enough…’

Posted: 11th, August 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink