Money Matters
‘DEV had better start stocking a range of bullet-proof vests in the corner shop now that hes finally had the sense to chuck Mental Maya.
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| Tracy had her own ideas about fusion |
Ive been fighting it for months, he confessed to Shelly over a late night drink. I cant believe Ive been so blind Unfortunately he wasnt referring to his taste in horrendous waistcoats, but his love for Sunita.
Sunita didnt take Devs declaration as well as hed hoped. You make me sick! Get out! she screamed at him. Sunita hasnt forgiven Dev for rejecting her for Maya in the first place and now thinks he only loves her because shes got a brain tumour (obviously).
Its clear though that the shop assistant doth protest too much and its only a matter of time before she gives in.
Maya isnt likely to go quietly, however – she already destroyed Devs shop when she caught him talking to Sunita so the mind boggles at what shes capable of now.
If shes clever though, shell take a few lessons from our Cilla. Cilla won Les back by appealing to his greed and, even when Cilla confessed that she hadnt been left a fortune, he still didnt chuck her out.
Of course it helps that Les has an IQ slightly lower than an amoeba. Cilla had told Les that shed been left a fortune and so he chucked in his job and threw away every stick of furniture in the house as you do on the word of a convicted thief and prostitute.
When Cilla had to admit to him that it had all been a mistake, Les dashed off to the Weatherfield skip to try and retrieve what was left of his worldly goods. Unfortunately for Les, his furniture already looked like it had come off a skip and so was impossible to find.
Tracy is having much more luck hitching herself to someone with money but then shes had far more experience at selling herself and her baby come to that.
Tracy has decided to hook up with Ciaran, a decision that surely has nothing to do with the fact that Penny King has just given him £50,000 in invest in his new wine bar project.
She had better hold off booking that flight to Florida, however, as Ciaran unveiled his ambitious plans for Fusion. Were going to serve Irish-Thai food, he proudly announced to a dumbstruck Shelly.
Elsewhere in Weatherfield, Martin and his child lover Katy have kissed and made up, much to the horror of their families and 16 million viewers. At least the pair have had the decency to go away on holiday, thus sparing us any more bedroom scenes for a while.
How could yer do this to me? screamed Sarah Lou when she heard the news. Yer disgust me.
Out of the mouths of babes ’
Posted: 13th, August 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
