Anorak | Chewing The Fatuous

Chewing The Fatuous

by | 26th, August 2004

‘CONGRATULATIONS to Hello! for finally realising that its diet of sugary sweet pap wrapped in candy floss and treacle is damaging the nation’s teeth.

Esther attaches herself to the energy of Guy

The complementary packet of Orbit ‘Professional’ sugar free gum glued to the cover of this week’s issue will go some way to repairing the damage Hello!’s words have inflicted upon a nation not overly blessed in the dental department.

But before the first stick of gum has lost its flavour, the magazine is scraping its enamel-like nails down a blackboard.

Madonna, readers learn, is all set to tell us why ‘family life is her greatest gift’.

Whether this is her gift to us, a gift to herself or a gift from a fan is never made totally clear.

What we get instead is the chance to see Madonna walking along with her husband, Guy, the pair decked out in matching flat caps, earthy-coloured slacks and polo shirts.

Oh, and, naturally, they both sport identical

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