Cutting-Edge TV

‘HAD only Anthea Turner known, she could have returned to our screens tonight.

Before…and after

Reunited with her old Celebrity Big Brother mucker Vanessa Feltz, our Anthea could have reminded us that TV’s golden girl is still as blonde as she ever was.

But whether her agent got the dates got mixed up or not, Anthea went had her boobs upturned and inflated before Vanessa could introduce us to Cosmetic Surgery Live.

So instead of seeing Anthea get knocked out and cut open in the name of TV entertainment, we have to make do with some lesser lights.

People like British super slimmer Bernadette - who lost 11 stone in as many months – and then noticed that her skin was the last to find out.

And a mother and daughter who treat themselves to bigger chests live on air.

Of course, it’s all absolutely disgusting, but it is highly informative.

It’s easy to scoff at Nessie and to look down our noses at her co-host, Danniella Westbrook, but be in no doubt that this is cutting-edge TV.

Or an infomercial for any budding Ed Gein types out there. After all, what do you do with all the spare bits and off-cuts if not make a natty suit?’

Posted: 6th, September 2004 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink