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Lies And Damned Lies

by | 6th, September 2004

‘THERE are lies, damned lies and OK! front covers – and this week’s edition of the C-Lister’s Bible is at its mendacious best.

Is it a boy? Is it a girl?

‘Victoria Beckham – Pregnancy Exclusive,’ shouts the headline beside a picture of what appears to be a collagen-enhanced former Spice Girl. ‘My Spanish baby.’

And, if the word ‘exclusive’ means a rehash of a story that was in all the papers a good week ago, then OK! really does have a scoop on its hands.

Not only, however, has the magazine got the news that a new Beckham is growing in Victoria’s Maria Grachvogel-designed womb marginally ahead of The Woodworker Monthly, but it has stolen a march on its rivals with the sex of the child.

It appears that the baby will either be another boy or it will be ‘the daughter that David has admitted he longs for’.

Or it will be a mixture of the two, and be seen in public wearing an Alice band in its hair, a sarong around its waist and a pair of Victoria’s knickers on its head…’



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