Anorak | Californication


by | 20th, September 2004

‘IT’S been suggested that the biggest passion killer known to man is the American accent.

‘I always feel a right dickhead when I wear a condom’

For this reason, we have long advocated the watching of American porn with the volume turned down and a copy of the Grimethorpe Colliery Band’s rousing LP, Stars In Brass, on the turntable.

We’ve lobbied the American porn barons and legislators on this very issue, but they have been too distracted to take action.

The Guardian says that health and safety experts in California where 6,000 people are employed by 200 porn producers have noticed that some films contravene the local law.

As local health officer Susan Gard says: ‘Any employer whose workers are exposed to potentially infectious material, such as semen or vaginal fluids, must follow state regulations covering workplaces.

‘Any bodily

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