Anorak | Jaded


by | 29th, September 2004

‘ROOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEY! ROOOOOOO… Oh, hang on a minute, he wasn’t playing for England, was he? Right then, let’s move swiftly on…

‘How d’yer spell East Angular?’

“Tou’re ’avin a write larff!” says the Sun, above a picture of the newly brunette Miss Jade Goody.

It transpires that Goody is to “pen” – with the help of ghostwriters – her autobiography, “at the ripe old age of 23”.

The paper has predictable fun with this, offering its own version, written in hilarious phonetic cockney. It boils down to:

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