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‘AS a naïve young 24-year-old, Jude Law committed the cardinal celebrity sin of marrying someone older than himself.

It’s easy to see what Eamonn saw in Sienna

It took six years and three children for Jude to realise the error of his ways, but we are glad to see that he is now very much on the right track.

Having split with wife Sadie Frost (who is sex years his senior), the 31-year-old British actor has been dating Sienna Miller (a wholesome nine years his junior).

And such is Jude’s new-found attachment to all things youthful that there may even be wedding bells in the air.

Hello! regales us with the story of how ‘a handsome divorce with matinee-idol looks’ got down on bended knee in romantic Venice to propose to his beautiful girlfriend,

And then tells us it’s all nonsense – the couple are, alas, not engaged secretly or otherwise.

‘It’s complete nonsense,’ Sienna says. ‘I am bemused as to where these reports have come from.’

We, on the other hand, are not. In fact, we’d hazard a guess that the Press just made it up.

Something that the woman who is one half of a couple that Hello! has desperately dubbed ‘The Brad and Jen of Britain’ had better get used to.

Which reminds us – did we tell you our exclusive news that Sienna Miller is pregnant…and Eamonn Holmes is the father? No? Well, it’s true…’

Posted: 14th, October 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink