Wolfgangsta Rap
‘FEW who saw the film Amadaus, the biopic of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, can forget the car chase.
| ”Will the real Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart please stand up…” |
The film was full of such magic moments.
Like when a young Mozart finds his ho in bed with another man. Yo! You muthafucka, says he. That be my bitchin-ho.
Setting the ensuing burst of sub-automatic gunfire to music was a stroke of his rare genius.
This was cinema at its very best.
But for those who didnt see the movie, the Suns news that Mozart was a foul-mouthed yob who made rapper Eminem look tame is some news.
But its the truth its written large in the Sun in black and white beneath the headline EMINEMADEUS, so it must be.
It seems the Austrian composer of violin concerti and symphonies also wrote a lesser known ditty called L*** Out My A*******.
In the song, penned when the composer was a vigorous 26, the lyrics go: L*** out my a*******, L*** it till its good and clean.
But although it is brilliant stuff, dont expect it to be released anytime soon. It may be too fruity for our relatively sanitised modern tastes…’
Posted: 20th, October 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
