Now We Are One

‘WHEN the musical of TV’s Big Brother hits the stage, many would suppose that Jack Ryder and Kym Marsh would be shoo-ins to play the parts of Stuart Wilson and Michelle Bass.

Like two halves of a pantomime horse

But, alas, we fear that once again Jack may not get the gig, since the job of playing Michelle and Stu can be done by one actor.

So similar in appearance are this twosome that, unless Janet and Michael Jackson are around, multi-talented Kym will be able to play both halves of reality TV’s great romantics on her own.

Or, perhaps, Kym (or is it Stu?) will opt to play her/himself on stage.

After all, she/he will soon be learning all about stagecraft in her/his role of the princess in Aladdin in St Albans this coming festive season.

Before that, however, OK! whisks off the happy duo to a hotel in Cambridge to talk over what is that made them Best Couple at the recent OK! Celebrity Awards and if there is any truth in the rumours of their impending nuptials.

“That is an absolute load of rubbish,” says Stu. “Would you get engaged after four months?” asks Michelle.

OK!’s diarist fails to answer, although Michelle may be directing her question to us, the readers at large.

And, if she is, our simple answer is “Yes, we would” – and we’d do it under a table on live TV with the lights on…’

Posted: 26th, October 2004 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink