Anorak | Abi – The Lifesaver

Abi – The Lifesaver

by | 28th, October 2004

‘WE at Anorak have been known to make some outrageous claims for our esteemed publication – it can improve your sex life, boost your self-confidence, give you whiter teeth etc.

Abi is available on the NHS and through all discount video shops

But we have never been so bold as to claim, as the Sun does this morning: “This paper could save your life.”

[While there is no direct evidence that Anorak saves lives, however, we do advise readers not to test out the theory by trying to live without their daily dose.]

The basis of the Sun’s claim is a health special, comprising 20 DIY tests designed to provide early warnings of any problems with your health.

These include counting your breaths, checking your ankles, looking at your fingernails, balancing on one foot and poring over a picture of ex-nurse Abi Titmus every day.

Helpfully, the Sun provides just such a picture of the “sex romp video queen” for the better health of its readers.

But a word of warning – those with a weak heart should refrain from turning to Page 7 where we see

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