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Royal Flush

by | 3rd, November 2004

‘WITH the Queen building train bridges and mending electric fences between the British and Germans, we wonder what ”telly style bitches” Trinny and Susannah would have done in the war.

Trinny and Susannah had to both fit on the same toilet

The self-styled and, some would say, hideously styled fashionistas have, to the best of our knowledge, never been Nazis.

But surely, given their penchant for rudeness and the gift of laughing haughtily at others, they’re natural home was the Third Reich.

And before you set about defending former Easter Island statue Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine, her burly rugby playing sidekick, hear the Star’s news that the pair have been sniping about Wayne Rooney’s girlfriend, the ever-so-nice Coleen McLoughlin.

”Coleen is a footballer’s wife,” says Trinny The Tranny in a way that is not meant

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