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Killing With Kindness

by | 5th, November 2004

‘WE promised that we would get through the whole of this week without mentioning the war.

”Ve have vays of making you sleep”

No, not the war in Iraq, where tragically yesterday three members of Black Watch were killed by a suicide bomber yet more blood to those thirsting sands.

In honour of the Queen’s visit to Germany, we pledged not only that we would not mention either of the two world wars (both of which, incidentally, we won) but that we would only have nice things to say about our, er, European partners.

And we have been good to our word, despite intense provocation from our fun-loving Teutonic friends.

They have had the Queen eating in Hitler’s banqueting hall, sleeping in a hotel that was once used by senior SS officials and no doubt walking along the same streets where Panzers once rolled.

However, we can hold our tongue no longer the Telegraph reports that our Germanic brothers and sisters are trying even the doughty 78-year-old Queen’s patience.

The paper says that during a medical lecture at the Heinrich-Heine University clinic in Dusseldork (where Hitler no doubt stopped off once to take a leak) the Queen was

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