Triple-Ex Star

‘WHEN Christian Monzon and Pamela Anderson’s breasts go their separate ways, the chances are the shaven-headed model will not be on his own for too long.

Jesse sucks on Pam’s old lolly

In fact, before Pammy’s side of the bed is even cold, we can expect to see porn star Jesse Jane sliding in under the sheets beside him.

For, the Enquirer reports that, after dating Pammy’s former husband Tommy Lee this summer, the 24-year-old has now moved on to Pammy’s more recent ex, Kid Rock.

And it seems they have a lot in common.

‘I’m from the country (Texas) and he’s from the country (Michigan),’ explains Jesse – which is a bit like saying ‘I’m from the coast (LA) and he’s from the coast (New York)’ or ‘I’m from a city (Denver) and he’s from a city (Ulan Bator)’…

Anyway, Pammy is understandably not happy – friends say that she doesn’t want ‘an out-and-out porn star’ anywhere near her kids.

[We confess that we’re not experts on porn here at Anorak, but we would have thought ‘out-and-out porn’ is rather defeating the whole object of the genre.]

However, Jesse hit back, telling the Enquirer from Germany (where she was trying to track down Pammy’s 15-year-old high school sweetheart, Hans Orff): ‘I don’t know what her deal is.

‘She’s the one with the porn tape of her and Tommy that’s all over the Internet.’

Some expression about two women with Brazilians fighting over a pubic comb springs to mind…’

Posted: 7th, November 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink