Writing’s On The Wall
‘CORONATION Streets Dirty Dev is not the only star whos been causing problems for the retail trade.
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The Sun has a picture of Britney Spears caught red-handed scrawling graffiti on the wall of a Hollywood store.
BRITNEY SPEARS WUZ HERE!! her message says. W/ HER VERY FINE HUBBY KEVIN FEDERLINE WHO IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! P.S. B WICKED.
Of course, most Britney marriages dont last long enough to write a sentence of that length so we should be glad that she and Kevin are making a real go of things.
And it makes a change from Britney communicating with the world solely through T-shirt slogans.
But this looks like a prima facie case of criminal damage, even if the Sun does say the message was scrawled alongside others by stars like actress Lindsay Lohan.
And in the event that the police do catch up with the 22-year-old singer, graphologist Eric Smith, of Epping, is unlikely to be called as her chief character witness.
He has analysed Britneys writing and concluded that shes an egotist and rather full of herself.
If Britney uses capitals all the time, then it is worrying, he says. It shows she cant open up.
That or shes a tabloid journalist…’
Posted: 9th, November 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
