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French Fry

by | 12th, November 2004

‘FRANCE is under attack from a heavily-armed fighting force of native Americans.

Troy was surprised to note that the French coast tasted of hard cheese

Those who have observed the worsening relations between the two nations can say “Told you so” all they like, but the news that France is being eaten by a voracious breed of American crayfish (Procambarus clarkii) is not all good.

For starters, it’s not good for France, which although a big country has abandoned its imperialistic agenda and will not be acquiring any colonies in the foreseeable future.

It’s also, as the Times explains, bad news for frogs, which are being eaten in a way only visiting Americans can eat. Frogs and their tadpole young are being devoured in their thousands.

And it’s bad news for British holidaymakers who may find that the delightful hotel region they

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