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Because I’m Worth It

by | 12th, November 2004

‘IF Victoria (or Nancy, for that matter) gets fed-up sitting at home alone with her jewel-encrusted vibrators, she might like to try a spot of internet dating.

Jake’s new proposal broke all the taboos

She could log onto, enter a brief description of herself – “Singing pencil seeks sharpener; will provide rubber” and wait for the responses to flood in.

But sadly for her there will be no response from Clive Worth, a “young-looking” 55-year-old ex-miner who has been thrown off the site for being too successful.

The Mail says the online Romeo has bedded as many as 200 women he has met through Dating Direct – a figure reckoned to be higher even than David Beckham and Sven Goran Eriksson’s totals combined.

But the agency decided to act after complaints

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