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Breast Intentions

by | 15th, November 2004

‘WHEN Jordan isn’t talking about the Beckhams, she’s talking about her boobs – or her “assets” as, in view of the fortune they have brought her, she so rightly calls them.

”Cover your ears, they’re talking about you”

And, as we have observed over recent weeks, Jordan is by no means the only celebrity who’s obsessed with her breasts.

Kirtsy Gallacher tells us she wants smaller ones, Big Brother’s Shell tells us she wants bigger ones – and now Lauren Laverne tells us she doesn’t want them at all.

“I’m totally flat-chested, but so was my mum until she had kids,” the DJ tells OK! “I’m terrified that one day I’ll wake up and have boobs for the first time.”

Heidi Klum, however, doesn’t want to talk about her post-pregnancy breasts she prefers to let them do the talking…in an $8m diamond bra.

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