Breast Intentions
‘WHEN Jordan isnt talking about the Beckhams, shes talking about her boobs or her assets as, in view of the fortune they have brought her, she so rightly calls them.
”Cover your ears, they’re talking about you” |
And, as we have observed over recent weeks, Jordan is by no means the only celebrity whos obsessed with her breasts.
Kirtsy Gallacher tells us she wants smaller ones, Big Brothers Shell tells us she wants bigger ones and now Lauren Laverne tells us she doesnt want them at all.
Im totally flat-chested, but so was my mum until she had kids, the DJ tells OK! Im terrified that one day Ill wake up and have boobs for the first time.
Heidi Klum, however, doesn’t want to talk about her post-pregnancy breasts – she prefers to let them do the talking…in an $8m diamond bra.
She wants to use her interview with OK! to talk about daughter Leni, her pregnancy and the actual birth.
We now know, for instance, that during her pregnancy Heidi put on weight all over, but mainly on the front something of a biological rarity, we believe.
We discover also that, although Heidi wants more children, not tomorrow.
And we hear that Heidi didnt listen to her friends who told her how painful the actual labour was going to be.
They said things like: Its horrible as soon as you get there, ask for the drugs.
Doh! Shes a model we think she knows the routine…’
Posted: 15th, November 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink